Watching it the fifth time (because yes), I noticed that a bunch of people right behind him aren’t reacting to his speech. Paid plants? Forced to be there by their employers? I’m so curious now...
AngelButtons
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I aspire to this woman’s greatness. And seriously, the stones on that guy who tapped her shoulder... She was reading a fucking book, not watching a slew of YouTube videos on her phone without earbuds. It in no way impacted you, pretentious white dude.
So much hidden humor!! Well, obviously, there’s the lady in question, who DGAF. But then there’s “Dude Throwing Shade at White Guy Reaching Around Him”:
A quick scan of the comments here seems to indicate a general agreement that this woman indeed raped her charge, because his mental faculties are so impaired that he is incapable of giving consent. And she certainly does sound unprofessional!
NOT ANYMORE
I read the ad. They use something called VacTone which produces a result that is like or as good as a surgical Brazilin Butt lift... oh ladies, they can't say that... No way it's true. Let’s get litigious!
Found a picture of their office.
Both sides of the butt look cute. It's just better when they...match?
Maybe they only lifted one as a before and after?
I mean, people can want whatever kind of butt they want, but take it from a lady with a giant booty: You will never find properly fitting pants again. Ever. In your life. Or you might, but they’ll cost you a kidney.
Yeah my son bragged about his FREE! tattoo. I told him, “Son, if there’s ANYTHING you want to pay good money for...” Eyes are at the top of the list. (His tattoo looks like shit. So does his second tattoo. Otherwise he’s a really smart successful guy-kid. He just can’t refuse FREE! I taught him well but also not well.…
Right? Recently I saw or heard an advertisement for super-cheap Lasik, and... are your EYES really a place where you wanna cut corners?
And hell, there’s a botched butt in the AD. Look how much bigger one side is than the other!
Well, they can’t legally call it surgical. It’s like the SNL sketch about not calling the creeping pile of dough and sauce “pizza.” It’s not non-surgical, it’s NON-SERGICAL! You can’t sue us for accidentally shoving this giant stake through your ass!
So I should keep my discount appendectomy and kidney transplant vouchers then? It was such a good bargain!
Two, Four, Six Brazilian Butt Lifts.
“non-sergical” (sic)
No idea what they actually DO, but their service is listed as “non-sergical” (sic).