I almost kissed the friend of ours who brought me the Maggiano’s leftovers he and his girlfriend had from that night, along with wine snuck in in a Mountain Dew bottle. BLISS. My poor husband didn’t get a single bite. Or sip.

Mommy guilt is the pits! Second kids excel less on average at first, fwiw......I treated my pregnancies in a similar fashion, and my kids are different as night and day, both boys.

Humans wouldn’t have survived Roman times if the pregnant women had stuck to just drinking water, since water treatment plants didn’t exist, so fermented beverages were safer than disease filled water....

My cousin’s OB “prescribed” a glass of wine every night when she was having pre-term contractions. The wine helped calm things down and the contractions eventually went away.

It’s how both my kids are alive......”pulling out” only works as birth control when you’re fairly sober. Ah, well, they’re fantastic accidents!

That’s kind of better than what I suspect happened to mine. (coughcoughsquigglewigglewriterpencoughcoughcough)

I was worried I was weird. I’ve NEVER wanted it to last that long. Even when we were dating, DevilButtons and I didn’t last a long time. I honestly get pissy if he tries to tease and torture and draw things out. KNOCK IT OFF, enough with the tongue, gimme the good stuff!

PREACH. I hate when my husband tries to have me achieve more than 2.....omg, dude, VERY sensitive, and VERY done.....just stop fucking around and get yours or I’m rolling over and sleeping.

THANK YOU. I’m done, let’s be done, let’s go to sleep. And that’s not to say the previous 5 minutes wasn’t AWESOME - I’m just very, very done after an orgasm.

Summer also gives me wicked bad migraines, and allergies. HATE summer.

I’ll fight you for it!!!

That’s me too. I wasn’t able to read the books straight through, but the movies/miniseries are ok. But DAMN I love me some historical costuming!!!!!

Maher?? Admits when he’s wrong?? We’re watching different shows, apparently. Besides, you excused him because he’s “an entertainer” which is what Limbaugh also claims to be.

In a fucking pencil case they sell at fucking Target that is, what, 8 inches wide??? With a fucking PLUG. Because so many bombs plug in.

So does Rush Limbaugh - does that make them any less dangerous??

Us too. His anti-Muslim (aka all Muslims are terrorists) bullshit enrages me. He’s so pro-Israel, it’s disturbing. I thought he was anti-religion, but apparently, Israel (religious state) is a-ok.

I don’t mind kids I invite to call me by my first name using it, but it bugs the SHIT out of me when kids I hate call me by my first name. I want to drop kick them.

He’s said it from before the movie, but we LOVE that scene all the same. He was so excited that someone else said it. lol

If only all those proud of their ignorance didn’t vote.

Dumbing down of the USA. SIGHHHHH