Kendall and Nick - so in love they enjoy making the same face in photos.

I’m going to go out on limb and say that maybe, just maybe, they should require a negative pregnancy test prior to a fight??

My son’s totem is a bear, and these bears in particular are why, down to the poop on the floor. He’s thankfully laid off shitting on the floor now that he’s in high school, though.

I don’t understand why it has to be so reviled. I am not the type to be in a sorority. Thus, I didn’t rush (yes, I’m old). I did join a co-ed service fraternity. That was totally awesome, because it centered on doing community service first. I never felt like I needed to go to sorority girls and berate them for doing…

Well, wtf.....GRAYS UNITE!!!!

Here’s the recording you hear when you call the number:

But then I can’t be a mermaid while SNORKELING. :(

I hate that they call it whiskey. It’s not fucking whiskey. It’s liqueur. How can they get away with labeling it such??

I was upset we weren’t allowed to travel with 151 home from STX, lol!!

Goddamn, if they drink Bacardi straight, they’re nuts, when Cruzan is cheaper and far, far nicer.

Even *I* would never say that, and it’s not my favorite liquor. But I recognize a fine version of even the things I don’t enjoy. WTF was wrong with that asshat?

We aren’t even “big drinkers” but our bar in our family room is stocked properly. Bitters, syrups, different varieties of all major liquors and liqueurs....because there is NO SENSE in doing something improperly. We’re in charge of making a “signature drink” each holiday for our family gathering.

Sooooo, bartenders dislike you slightly less than the person ordering the daquiri? LOL! Labor intensive drinks are the wrong ones to order on a busy night. Bartenders will fuck with you.

I was a tequila girl, now it’s rum or vodka ONLY. And yes, a really good vodka is so so mild. We tried Purity - omfg, so good!

They are, actually, very good - especially Stoli Vanil and Coke - it’s a vanilla coke, baby!!

Want to come sit on my porch in a rocker, yell at kids to get off the lawn, and drink, swear, and be dirty old ladies together??

I wish my husband wouldn’t laugh his ass off at it, lol. Because I ADORE it. I wish there were a semi-permanent way to do it for my trip to St. Croix in December, because MERMAID!!!!!

I was in college, and I have a hs freshman now. “Sunrise, sunset, sunrise, sunset.....”

Agreed, I’ve been gray forfuckingever, except on a few of the sites, but on Jez, nada. I get that it’s to prevent the disgusting stuff, but maybe after six months and I haven’t posted disgusting shit, then maybe I get to be non gray?? And the starring pisses me off too, as well as the mobile site thing where you type…

That’s bullshit on a fucking stick, man. :(