Oh hell, the ME market by me makes their own and FUCK ME SIDEWAYS so good. My husband cracks up because of how Arab I am WRT food...more than his brother, that’s for sure, lol.

Er, what’s wrong with gelatin? Is it naughty? Because Jello?

Cottage cheese is essentially chunky yogurt. That’s like orange juice with pulp - disgusting.

Tandoori sauce pre-cooking is orange (and made with yogurt)

I HATE that argument to convince someone to eat something - “it doesn’t taste like such-and-such” Uh, fuck off.

Our dog fucking loves the stuff. He will follow you as you carry your bowl of yogurt, waiting patiently to lick the remnants out.

I guess you’ve never tried Kerrygold butter on fresh baked bread. Because you’d never, ever say that about bread if you had.

Yogurt also makes oral sex really, REALLY pleasant. On both men and women. Makes things, uh.....tastier. Sweeter, even.

Milk + Lemon Juice = buttermilk

To be fair, Noosa IS a larger container than most “single-serve” containers. And yummy as FUCK...

I get stabby when I can’t find the full-fat version in the store. Even more abominable is fat free and LOW SUGAR - because, yes, let’s throw sucralose in that bitch and make it that much more horrible....

Try Siggi’s and Noosa. OMFG. Almost as good as Liberte, and I find it on sale....

Lower than this quiverful bullshit cropping up? Or these "warriors for Christ"! I don’t disagree that they’re horrible, I just don’t see any of the other denominations as better?

So fucking sick of hearing how giving people equal rights takes away someone else’s right.....

No more so than any other denomination of Christian religion, and less so than a lot of them.

What bugs me about that is the need to name it something different. It’s only marriage if it’s THEIR kind of marriage, ya know? I had to have a marriage license with praying hands on it because my county is stuck in the dark ages. The state calls it marriage, NOT a civil union. Therefore, religious types should call…

Cognitive dissonance makes me migraine.

Honestly, as a non-religious person, any proof of how ignorant and ridiculous religion is makes me happy. Just proves I’m raising my kids right.

Not if you cherry pick, like them good ol’ zealots like to do.

Oh, agreed.