The best thing about the Chiefs season is buy one get one free Big Macs at McDonalds when 45 year old Tamba Hali or wet tissue paper knee Justin Houston manage a sack.

Good thing that guy sprinted in to make sure the weights were back in the middle of the floor.

As a Royals fan... how?

“The Reports slowly piled up yesterday, all bearing the same news...” Huh? It was all one report from the least credible journalist in the country Chip Brown. Others just chose to run with his “sources”

That security guard just isn’t even trying.

This is some of Deadspin’s finest work. Thank you Samer.

Motherfuggin hush puppies!? You must have meant Long John Silvers’ side dishes ranked.