Apparently you missed the sarcasm.

That part of the comment was dripping with sarcasm.

To be fair, I think every gun owner thinks they are more trustworthy than everyone else.

Cop here. So let me get this straight...the five shot snub nose revolver I will conceal in my pocket (that isn’t terribly accurate outside of 7 yards) is the one piece of equipment that will stop the terrorists (packing bombs and automatic weapons?

They all know this stuff won’t give them insta-pout, right?

Um, yeah. “Willpower”.

Honestly, I’d have no problem dating an almost-30 virgin. I’d have a huge problem dating a fundamentalist Christian.

Truly, it is a special day when France can out red-neck Alabama.

the reception was decorated with “bowls and bowls filled with cigarettes, and everyone smoked the whole night.”

Seriously I live in Alabama like redneck capital of the world and never heard of anyone having bowls of cigarettes at their wedding. Hunting dogs, camouflage, beer, maybe a pregnant cousin or 2 but bowls of cigarettes no. Oh and let me really drill the point home I also live in a trailer park. When a woman raised in…

This photo makes me feel weird.

Attention whores aren’t born - they’re built.

It wouldn’t surprise me for a moment if this festering pile of shit was so callous, remorseless and drunk that whatever 2 or 3 brain cells were still functioning made him sit there and wait for his hash browns.

None of those things are quite as efficient and effective at killing. Like, it only takes a second to pull out a gun and put a bullet in someone’s brain.

You could build an entire house out of all that straw.

Of course. Freedom is a drunk asshat and a Waffle House employee settling a dispute via quick draw. It is the way Jesus intended.

It’s incredible what makes people become unglued. Motherfucker, smoking inside buildings has been outlawed basically everywhere for YEARS. This is not new information. Yet this is what he decided was worth killing someone over? Some defenseless employee just doing her job, telling him something any idiot knows? The…

IF ONLY SHE HAD BEEN CARRYING A GUN THIS TRAGEDY MIGHT HAVE BEEN AVERTED

Remember kids, an armed society is a polite society. In that everyone has to kowtow to the armed thugs or get murdered.

It’s a terrible word on it’s own. Add in “maker” and have the words coming out of Ross Gellar’s stupid fucking face? I just involuntarily clenched so hard I think I may have ruptured my vagina.