Colin Kaepernick doesn’t have a job because he won’t stand.

The 5 types of Nicky:

This is the problem when your data security is lax.

McGregor did just enough to convince me to purchase the Mayweather/Rougned Odor fight when Floyd is once again in hot water with the IRS.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

So she’s just going full Conner4Real now? Can’t wait until she releases her 2017 gay marriage anthem and gets upstaged by Cardi B on her tour.

I thought “Max Heit” was Tim Kurkjian’s original nom de plume.

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

Our Lord and Savior Christian Pulisic shall smite the Spurs of Tottenham and lead us through to the knockout stages.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

“Good job out there, Chemosabe.”

Oh my god. The Nats’ chances of advancing in the post-season were dead the whole time!

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

Big deal. I can do that with a three wood.

Less impressive than Chris Bosh’s cameo:

Rose was quick to point out he never had sex with the teen aged daughters of fans of his own team.

That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.

And even Kaepernick’s less headline-grabbing actions, like giving out free suits or donating to various charities, are far more important than anything he can do on the football field.

So your “fix” is to give private corporations with local monopolies more power? To treat the Internet like a luxury that people don’t really need, so they can charge as much as possible?