I just watched this straight for about two minutes

I had the taste of a femme d’un certain age at 22. Now I have the taste of a 22 year old. *sigh*

I can’t speak for others, but in my heart I truly think most people in the world are good. If monsters were ‘normal’, none of us would leave the house.

it’s a drink composed of coffee, unsalted butter, and coconut oil extract.

Everything is picture perfect. All it needs is a Hollywood star.

He really, really does. I love when Norton has American celebs on, just for the sheer joy of watching their faces when they realise they can say fuck and tell filthy stories that would never, ever pass network guidelines in the US. They always look sort of shell-shocked at first, and then just relax into the wonderful…

Graham Norton brings out the best in everyone.

I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

The aftermath:

Here’s another trailer if you can’t watch the video above.

Yes. Absolutely. With both of them, on top of the jet.

BAEEEEEEEEEEE