You missed the best death, so I’ll do the honors.

I think he’s an utter moron and despise his policies, but I feel sympathy for him now that he’s been struck with a milkshake and thus will support him.

You can have my milkshake when you pry it from my cold, fat hand!

The only way to stop a bad guy with a milkshake is a good guy with a milkshake.

hmmmm, checks out, you may proceed

Things have gotten so bad that police are actually telling stores not to sell milkshakes when certain politicians come around.

I had doubts with how itnwas going to wrap up, but I am satisfied, even if they didnt address every lose thread.

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…

Thanks for featuring my video again! I’m like “woah where are these views coming from” then I check kotaku first and boom lol. 

On the Captain America and Mjolnir thing. I prefer to think Cap was always able to lift Mjolnir, but lacked the confidence to do so in Age of Ultron. It was a mental block, not a moral one. I thought so at the time, as it was obvious even to Thor that Cap should have been able to lift it.

Honestly, I think IM3 would have been a better movie if Hall was the “Mandarin” instead of Killian. Hell, in the original Extremis storyline, Killian died in the beginning and Hall was behind everything.

but the truth is that playing Magic Arena and spending no money means being either uncompetitive or very, very good.

The *left* spent all its political capital putting a universal healthcare planinto place that a bunch of republicans wrote and backed off even further out of fear of losing funding from the insurance and pharmaceutical industry when passing it.

“When he opens his mouth it’s a vacuous hole: There’s little room for a brain or anything else.”

Oh I like that. I also imagine that all this effed up religious shit would be formed after. With the remaining Avengers screaming “No one was chosen or not, it was just happenstance by a genocidal maniac!”. Snapped and unsnapped people making claims about each other. It'd be a whole mess.

My private theory is that the Hulk used the Mind stone during the Resnap to adjust everyone’s brains so that all of this makes perfect sense to them and people aren’t affected by PTSD or survivor’s guilt or anything like that.

Oh fuck the hell off. There is nothing whatsoever redeemable about this piece of shit.

But if their birth certificate says they're 5 years older, that's gonna end in a lot of weird law suits. A 16 year old could then buy beer.

Programming note: Due to circumstances beyond the control of HBO or the producers, the part of Tyrion in the final season will now played by Keanu Reeves. 

Call me when they finally have their Independence Day.