I am flippin’ vibrating. I am so excited. This idea of a Hornet mode was stretch goal from the kickstarter, then it was going to be DLC, and people felt like it was just going to be like Richter mode in SotN. Instead, we get... ALL THIS. A whole all out sequel. I feel like getting a Team Cherry tattoo.

Ermagerrd a remastered Wart (er, Frog King)! I wish he’d return to the Mario series in some capacity, but this is just one more reason to be excited about this!

But think about it this way - doesn’t the Secret Service have to screen/inspect any technology that gets installed in the WH? And wouldn’t they have to vet and observe the technicians who installed it?

So no, it wasn’t “all” his own money

But—gasp— he told us his money was placed in a trust! I guess somebody bought this for him.

“Trump’s system cost about $50,000, and was put in during the last few weeks in a room in his personal quarters, a White House official said.”

Hard disagree on MM X: It might not have lyrics but that doesn’t stop me from either going TAAAAAAA, _TA TA TA TA, _TA TA TAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, TAAAAAAAAAAAAA TA _TA TAAAAAAAA TA _TA TAAAAAAA, _TAAAAA every time Storm Eagle kicks in.

I listen to a lot of video game soundtracks while I work, for this very reason.

Yup. I use vg soundtracks for my runs, esp the Smash bros soundtracks.

People always seem to be weirded out that I mostly prefer soundtracks, but this is a good answer as to why. They’re thematically consistent, interesting enough to tap my foot to, but not distracting enough to pull me out of whatever task I want to focus on. Recommended if anyone hasn’t tried it. :)

Live look in on Republicans viewpoint of the U.S./ Mexico Border.

1. RDJr is an inch taller than Tom Cruise.

Yes, they do. They will ban your account forever. One of my stupid kids was doing this and now I cannot use my email address for the MS rewards program, despite the banning happening 3+ years ago.  

Marry the cloture.

Have they done Minions yet or did I miss that boat?

I hear this one on nearly every speedrunning post I do and my response is always that these tricks take tons of practice to perform and these runners are infinite more knowledge about the games they run than you or me will ever be in pretty much anything.

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Nancy Pelosi invited Donald Trump, so I think she loses.

Steve King is also still a Congressman. Just saying...

This is some of the old style Gawker right here. Take your star 

took me a minute but you get a goddamn star