Bikie gangs prefer guns that won’t melt after a mag or two. Full auto with suppressors preferred...

Well, again, you can already do that now. You can sell blocks of aluminum that have been milled to 80% resemble the lower receiver of an AR-15. And you can sell, along with that, the program for a computerized mill to turn that into a 100% receiver.

I saw how easy it would be, as a parent, to accept the idea that my children deserve healthcare and education.

I like metal and think the title and band name are hilarious, but wow this song is fucking awful.

“Republicans: We believe in _________.*”

Plus, Jimmy Carter actually won the evangelical vote in 1980...

“Well, look, nobody has sold his soul to support President Trump,” Jeffress crowed.

Grown ass people following kids around who got shot or witnessed the shooting when they were just trying to go to school. Yep, this sounds like America.

If we arrest the head of the Russian state WWIII starts and we all die. End of story. Full stop.

I would assume that a head of state would be covered by diplomatic immunity. The arrest of Putin on US soil would in all likelihood be considered an act of war.

Oh yeah, Whoopi, Maxine and all the deranged black women out there will be fodder for the FOXers tonight. Fucking asshole bigots!

Of course she’s going to be crying on Fox News tonight about how rude and mean liberals are because they hate Trump and have no ideas, while acting like Whoopi was just picking on her, not having an actual substantive disagreement over this administation’s policies.

This would apply to Melania too, correct?

It’s a very frustrating answer to hear, considering the inherent limitations of streaming (bandwidth requirements, lag in inputs) and how poor the technology has done given that it’s already out there.

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

The entire world exists on the back of a giant horny guy with a computer.

When I questioned why these all-girls groups are so prevalent, he said, “It’s just horny guys and computers, I think.” Well, okay, but what about you?

The Cyrillic alphabet is pretty simple really. The hard part is unlearning how similar-looking letters pronounce totally differently. 

Nyet. No easier.

Hell, a five-inch penis.