“In the meantime, here are the best TMNT games across the ages, in no particular order, according to the staff at Kotaku.”

I can’t get over how creepy they portrayed Clark gaslighting Lois in one of the latest episodes. Neither can I tell if I liked it or not, but I’m going to lean towards “it was a good move by the show”. 

I understood it to mean that Ciri can’t give her real name because she’s the most wanted person in the continent. She chose to give a name that’s an obvious alias, and that represents how she feels about herself.

I game here just to write “huh, guess scientist still haven’t discovered yo mama”

Shouldn’t players and sponsors be asking what other mods they had installed and forgot to turn off? I would be suspicious at every game I lost if I believed I pressed the correct input and my character did another thing, even though that happens to me in every game  

Look, we are paying way too much to entertainers (and I’d argue that athletes belong in that category), but entertainment in all its forms is crucial to the benefit of society. We can differ when it comes to what entertainment is more valuable, but without entertainment and other kinds of leisure, what’s the point of…

When did Pence decide to flip? Easy when he noticed that Trump also doesn’t have a spine and will forgive (most likely forget) any misgivings once you start to adulate him again. 

There is a large percentage of Trump’s voters who think he is a lier, cheat and a piece of crap, but also think that every politician is a lier, cheat and a piece of crap. 

Well, a huge portions of Americans understand pop flinging better than words

If I was a religious person, I’d say it’s god’s punishment for all the regressive and hateful policies. That’s what a religious person in Florida would think, right?

“At trial, Tammy’s sister, Samantha Gwilliam, made clear that she believed Lori and Chad, who thought they had achieved godlike status, were full of shit:”

You know, meat sticks are actually items in TotK, so I was confused there for a second. 

At this point, you should’ve just copy/pasted the same report of the last few years…

“They arrived shortly after Ocarina of Time, and mark the end of the series’ classic 2D structure of exploring an dense map and fighting through individually themed dungeons”

Why would future Teslas try to kill Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning, which are the names that come up when I google “Tesla actual founders”?

Yes.

I thought they were going to reveal she was evil because I’m also a fish racist. 

Today I learned that while the whole world is going through a “paddle” phase, the USA chose a different, yet similar,  sport to spend their time on. 

Almost 100 comments and not a single Chair/Shere Khan pun :(

Godspeed!