It is in mine. Every year.

Last time someone sent you guys a video of a famous man engaged in physical action and grunting (and who happened to be acquainted with Peter Thiel), it unleashed a chain of events that ended in 2 dead websites and one that’s been shambling like a zombie without comments. 

It seems someone spread some disinformation in your office: you don’t need a shield fused with a cart or a sled to slide on rails. The game instantly recognizes you want to do that with whatever shield you have, and you won’t fall off.

Yup, Republicans have gone so far into batshit insanity that parody accounts not only can’t keep ahead, they are struggling to keep up.

I jumped to the temple, hoping to dramatically open the paraglider at the last moment, and then I mistook the paraglider button with the dive button, and anti-climatically face planted myself into a Game Over :)

The other day I was thinking which fictional black characters could you make white without changing completely who they are

It wouldn’t surprise me that the NSA found a way despite Tim Cook’s claims.

They could’ve used down on the d-pad and have a wheel option to choose between calling the horse or calling a sage’s ability.

Didn’t know that. I’ll use it when Yunobo is on cooldown.

Goron City and Fire Temple 2nd. Yunobo’s ability gives you a free bomb that helps clear walls in caves you’d otherwise have to destroy with Bomb Flowers or Rock Hammers.

Elon Musk: “The US Government and the SEC want to silence me! They are against freedom of speech! Biden is turning the US into a totalitarian state, but they can’t shut me up! ”

I think it was Kojima. It was in the middle of his “Now I wanna rub elbows with Hollywood” phase.

So, there’s a restaurant that serves the pizza cold, even though they promise they would serve you a hot pizza. You go there, knowing that they serve cold pizza, but hey, they promised they weren’t serving cold pizza.

In an old Shadowrun manual, it said something like “In this world, racism as we know it no longer exists. Why would anyone care about the color of the human next to you in the subway when 2 seats over there is a 6’8 horned troll?”

And no matter how much he insults them, they will still be standing by him if he becomes the Republican nominee. And acting as if he was god incarnated. And when you remember them what Trump said about them in the past, they will say it’s fake news, that the media is inventing everything, and that it never happened.

The game would be a lot easier if I could just remember those abilities exist. 

Yeah, right, I know how this story really goes:

I tell my friends I’m probably 80% into the story, 30% completion of sidequests and less than 10% of the content of the game, and I got the game at launch during a staycation.

Just joining here to say that I believe that the bigger issue was that items, especially legendarios, where bad and boring in Diablo 3 at launch, and their idea was that you played hours in the highest zone you could reach just so you could get an item that had slightly better stats than your current one.

And Sales! Lots of sales. I bought my copy of the definitive edition for $10 at GoG a couple of years ago