In honor of Pi Day, here’s my current favorite.

Fuck

I haven’t read the whole think. But I did saw the bulletpoints, your likes and dislikes…

Best way to get rid of a ghost?

Also, there’s a current of thought within the community that buys the “law and order” GOP rhetoric, and believe that when Trump talks about “bad hombres” he mean just the criminals.

You know what’s missing? Something along the lines of:

For what is worth, I would love an article with interviews with the same art team talking about what went into the design of each god. Who came with the idea of Eurydice’s hair? Are there any details about Artemis’ design that they feel people have missed? And so...

Because the answer to that question is “vanilla” and yet his answer would be some nonsense about how now there are too many flavors and also America should thank him because there are new flavors every day because he has once told Ben & Jerry that there were too few flavors and also Joe Biden doesn’t like ice creams…

So you think that we should tell him that the big rock in the sky is the moon and not an incoming meteor?

Except instead of messiah, Trump would use martyr.

Hey, don’t know how it works in the US, but in my country it is illegal to take a picture of your vote. That law exists to discourage people from getting paid to vote for a particular candidate (you can get paid, but since you can’t produce evidence you can vote for anyone else). Additionally, it may protect people…

Not mentioned:

4th heat on Extreme Measures is a huuuuge difficulty spike. One run, I got to Hades with almost 400 hp and 3 Death Defiances and ended the fight with, well, just see this picture:

I’ve been waiting for this article, for I have a story to tell. It speaks of the time I made my one and only successful 32 heat run. Take into account I’ve been playing in early access since last December, and in a normal run I use around 12 heat. But I wanted the last statue, so this had to be done.

My tips:

Almost everytime I reach Elysium, I change my keepsake for a more defensive one. Most of the times, that’d be Broken Spearpoint, but of you don’t have it yet you can use the one that was given to you by Skelly, Cerberus or Achilles. Another alternative is using Bone Hourglass and buying items from the Wells of Charon. 

Did they rule Ivanka out already?

Wait, does that mean Hades 1.0 is being released today?

What’s the main difference between SMG1 and SMG2?

Because Castlevania and The Witcher did well enough for them, and they need another videogame show in order to test if the factor of their success is “based on videogames” or “based on medieval gothic videogames”.