Show the speech one hour later, noting every lie he said. 

I don’t understand the 1/2020th thing...

Someone discovering that Kavanaugh is secretly black. 

On the other hand, I thought Doug Jones was basically a Republican but with a D next to his name. 

Any information of available stock at launch? It seems to me that while Nintendo would rather launch below expected demand to avoid losing money, Sony saw Nintendo’s SNES Classic sales and thought they’d sell double (the amount of PSX units sold is approximately double the amount of units the SNES sold).

The Hammer Guy! Who is friends with The Green Guy! They fought together in The Incident. 

I’m running out of ways to say “I’m not surprised”.

Besides diminishing dehydration, drinking water between drinks makes you drink less cocktails. For the record. 

I’m not an Olympic level athlete, but I do have access to money and hardware stores:

I’d add that if you don’t want to/can’t drill your wall to hide the cables, you can hang them in creative ways to camouflage them.

I’d add that if you don’t want to/can’t drill your wall to hide the cables, you can hang them in creative ways to…

Isn’t Black Adam some kind of Shazamy Namor, nowadays?

Éxito! (I wish you success)

You mean that Trump wouldn’t hold an unnecessary rally in a place he doesn’t really need to be just to hear a bunch of people shout his name, even though it’d be a waste of time and money?

If Ivanka looked like Eric, who would be Trump’s favorite?

I haven’t seen the video, but I bet it’s the face when you realize that you didn’t have to take a job where you’d be bullied by your boss and the press*.

They said a hero could save them, but I’m not gonna stand here and wait.

*vomits uncontrollably*

Dead? Shot in the head by a loud-mouth assassin?

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