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You act like Patrick is the boss of you or something. He’s probably just afraid you’re going to end up all Orlove-Kurtz on him or something. Anyway, you’re not ill, you’re touched in the head. Touched by Jeepus.

I believe in you David, and I want my voice to be one of many encouraging you to make the best worst

Attitude era, guys were fucking nuts enough to take that bump. These days? They cut to some fancy footage, never show his body, and dump a fucking plastic doll off the ledge. The ambulance tip was a nice touch though, full marks for production on that one.

This just dawned on me. Jared Kushner looks like Orin from Parks and Rec.

NICE TRY STEF IM STILL GONNA ROLL COAL CUZ THIS SHIT AINT GON HAPPEN TO NO NASCAR RACE AND NEVER WILL CUZ AMERICA RULEZ CUZ JESUS LOVES US AND OUR GUNS AND OUR TRUCKS HELL YEAH.

How does one write a whole ode to the Joe and NOT mention its freaking boards seemingly made out of trampoline material??? Both of my favorite teams (Avs and Blackhawks) have been hardcore rivals of Detroit at one time or another, but games at the Joe always had that extra element of unpredictability because of those

Aw man, is Kinja Deals going to try to snooker me into buying a December Jaguars-Texans clusterfuck?

Not as pissed as Bernie Kosar is.

 

#Barves will always be a better baseball hashtag than anything MLB public relations hacks will ever be able to come up with.

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

People will be soft on this because it’s a vet, and we all want to support our vets. If it was out in the country, it wouldn’t be a problem.

Have perfect rating from customers who’ve survived and know what’s best for them.

Those punches were such bullshit. I like Stewart but throwing those punches after the fight was done was cheap. That said I don’t think that’s what did the damage. When Stewart is trying to get Wilson to drop the gloves it looks like he smacks Wilson in the face with his stick right after he puts his glove in his face

Of all the ways a car could go, this seemed like the easiest. It wasn’t anyone’s fault per se—the engine had seen continuous hard use, and it was just time for the rod to go.

I think you just plagiarized a quotation typically attributed to Alexander Hamilton.