Phil Jackson commented that, while he was disappointed in Noah, he was relieved to hear that he wasn’t suspended because he chose to smoke some “Shitass ditch weed that’s nothing but a bunch of fucking dried out stems and seeds.”

Fucking Magneto, how does he work?

Jimmy Jam Leyland needs a hand with his hat.

mr. delicious prior to joining the yankees organization

I’m glad I’m not the only one, however it seems to me that it was once the easy thing to do to shit on it.

I liked Top Gear USA.

I’m going to go on record with this. I didn’t mind the ‘original’ American incarnation, once they’d gotten rid of the stupid studio segments (which are shit in the UK version too by the way) I thought it was a great way to spend an hour.

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

If you no longer go for a gap that exists you’re no longer a racinghighway driver

Politics has nothing to do with hating hearing about Tebow, or hating that Tebow gets a free ride to suck ass at baseball, taking roster spots from countless other minor league actual-baseball-players just so whatever franchise can sell some jerseys and tickets to Tebow sheep.

Yup, I somehow read this as Adrian Peterson. Fucking hangover. Worse, I like Foster a lot and was sorry to see him retire after all those injuries. Anyway, a knee injury joke was probably the direction I’d have gone in had I read this correctly.

This fucking guy. First of all, he’s imagining a lone wolf scenario, but they hunt in packs. He’s likely to find himself up against five or six wolves that don’t give a shit about his thumbs.

I’m pretty sure the Trump is calling for a probe, not a Mustang.

Forget racism; the logic behind that paragraph is so frighteningly dumb that this man should not be a paid writer.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

Oh, no. Now the Padres won’t be very good.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.