TheMovieSpoiler has been my favorite website for a long time, in addition to the great content, I swear they have NEVER update the design.

Jay Gruden is also not available.

Fuck. I have no idea what was going through his head, he probably doesn’t either. Ain’t Football great?

BULL. SHIT. But if you’d like to go take a dump in a men’s room for me, feel free.

I’m not surprised. I spent a night at a baseball game in front of 3 mid-level execs from the company that handles their advertising, TPN retail marketing, and they basically spent the whole night complaining about their a)lack of good creative b) lack of strong management c) talking trash about random co-workers…

I literally had no idea who the Mets were fielding during the ‘Players Weekend’ the program hadn’t been updated to cover all the trades, so I was left wonder if in fact Cheech Marin had somehow ended up on their roster.

WBC led me to believe he was Captain America....

When I was a kid growing up in Seattle, got a goldfish and named it “The Boz.” Boz was dead within 48 hours.

Now he gets out-shined by a fish.

LOL, yes, Chapman, things going great for him.

Hopefully you’ve inspired some of them to try.

Did the CF die running into the wall there? Seems like he was out of the play for a long ass time.

Yeah, even if he’s shut down through the end of this year, which is a tremendous loss, if he doesn’t lose any time for next season, that’s already a huge difference for next year’s opening day roster. Even as much of a superhuman as Bryce is, couldn’t count on getting him back until at least a month or 2 into the…

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

And any good lawyer will make sure your ass never touches the seat to cast an opinion.

Yadi points bat but is not calling his shot? Only the Cardinals are standup guys of this caliber.

LOLMets

Take 1) Correctish, pull them off the grill, throw cheese on, let stand under some tin foil on a plate for a few minutes, and you’ve got cheesy burger that isn’t sliding anywhere.

Page linked doesn’t work anymore, apparently dude shut his account down?

Memphis Music Videos FTW