“MEET THE METS,
Step right up and greet the Mets!
Bring your kiddies,
bring your wife;
Guaranteed to have the time of your life
because the Mets are really sockin’ their balls;”

Will Phil be filming another message for Punk?

Some additional context, Gio also met with Jose’s wife on her first game visiting the park this season.

*pats self on back for providing the 12th star*

DC has always been a paper champion, but since Jones is too fucking stupid to keep himself eligible for the octagon.... who’s fault is that? I feel like its 5x more likely Jones loses his title to ¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯ vs actually losing it on his next title defense, or shit you not, even making it there.

How ‘bout not cuz that’s fucking disgusting.

I threw up because Mitch f’ing McConnell’s giblet wiggled at me during my reading of this article. So fuck you, and fuck your hot dogs.

Does this mean he’s off the list?

Garbage. Turning a taco around sounds like communism. I do however approve of the top bite/bottom bite concept, though you have to move quickly to incorporate all the ingredients.

Watching this in all the clarity of 718p. How the fuck did that video setting get drafted into existence?

RIP Vance

If you want to respond to this and lecture me on how to act at a baseball game, you can stick it where this Harper HR is going, I have plenty of fun.

Yes, but its still a DC team, so we’re fucked in the post season.

I haven’t had good luck with the quality of signal once you get the park 3/4 full.

$20 says an “I’m walking here” moment escalated, probably threw the other trash can at the car to get him to stop, things probably got more fun from there.

Yeah, every time I go to a baseball game, I’ll fire it up when I get there before everyone else has arrived, but once the park has 25k+ the game just turns to crap as the cell phone struggles with everyone else for signal on or off the wifi.

They came, they saw, they cleaned themselves up.

Fuck, somehow I feel like the Nats got fleeced if they couldn’t have swung something similar.

They are the dirt fucking worst. Except the dirt is the stuff we stole from their people.