Thanks M.I.A. everything is clear now.

@excaliburps: It's a game, Studio Ghibli is Hayao Miyazaki's animation studio. Ghibli is sorta like Disney would have been if everyone who could make up an original story hadn't died and left a copy of Grimm's Fairy Tales as a production bible. You should check out Spirited Away and Princess Mononoke. Mononoke…

@Synthos: That's the same graphical error I've seen before 3 xboxes ate it. Rather than spergin' out because someone besmirched our favorite console, maybe we should ask if it's a few units or a widespread issue because that beast is fried. At least they cover E74's now.

@Back In Time: John Waters on The Simpsons seems to think it's pretty awesome.

@Back In Time: It's a plastic shell for the Move controllers. How else are they to do it without covering the ball which is essential for tracking?

@Back In Time: Actually it looks like a deathray prop from a 50's scifi movie... so it's awesomer than any of those pieces of plastic trash that you posted above. Except for the super scope 6. I remember selling back my broken one and getting Uniracers for it. God, Uniracers was awesome.

@Sustenance: The games are free if you sit in his lap.

@Barts: No, I saw that and thought, "Well that's settled."

This is going to be great... just like pressing pause on the other controller while someone is over a pit in Super Mario Brothers.

@Ali-Kharazi: You forgot back bacon.

@Nawara_Ven: Wrong!

@PapaBear434: This song makes me wish I were gay so I could reasonably get away with playing it until my speakers broke.

@Adam Beck: Protip: Many games on both consoles are rendered at sub-HD resolutions and upscaled. Even Halo 3 runs at 640p. Anyway, go back to superior gaming on PC or whatever it is you do and enjoy playing console ports.

@DigitalHero: True, but it's going to cause problems when some dude with hardline hits 24 and starts WWIII by busting off a tac-nuke.

@natanku: I don't mean to break your dreams, but Steve Jobs was only cool when Noah Wyle played him in "Pirates of the Silicon Valley." Other than that Steve Jobs is about the most egotsitical piece of shit you could want to find. He's tanked several ventures for insanely stupid reasons such as the NeXT…

@Zombeezee: Because they let the inmates do that.

@senselocke: You should try giving ICP's "Panties" a listen. Now those are cringe-worthy lyrics. I had a friend who was all about that music, we would put that song on when he left the room and he would come back embarrassed.

@Poul Wrist: Ah, that was the song that was the first one I heard when I started the game. I never bothered much with the menu aside from quickly choosing continue after that. I would have used more of the menu but I don't like to check extras until I beat a game... and my ps3 murder suicided most of my saved games…

Too bad he neglected to mention the thing that really held it all together was the awesome song that played on the menu screen. I must have listened to this song several dozens of times more often than any other song on the soundtrack. If I had to travel anywhere, the first thing I did was to throw this song on. I…

I hope you sinners feel sorry for playing pokemon and yugioh now... If you look at the picture it's fairly obvious that the rapture occurred and the only people taken were the ones minding this both.