You’d think by now that people would realize, the way you and I obviously do, it’s illegal immigration only when the brown people from that country down there down south do it. Why is this so difficult to understand?

Guys. Guys! Guyssssss. It’s not like she was (whispers) a caramel latte if you know what I mean....she um.....I mean everyone should follow the law, but it’s not like she (whispers) was a chocolate chip brownie if you know what I mean. People make mistakes! All that paperwork! But it not like she was (in a loud…

It’s her choice, obviously, but why not just wear sunglasses and take .01 seconds to walk to your car instead of taking a full minute and a handler to get in a damn car? The second video is full-on ridiculous. They know it’s her, she’s not preserving any mystery aside from maybe what shade of lipstick she’s wearing.…

Dude you know she has one. You know she actually loves this crabwalk shit.

I'm not completely on board with this statement, Taylor's life seems scripted, down to her fake friendships.

Maybe she has a zit

Taylor learned her pap dodging walk from Zoidberg

I can’t stand Taylor Swift, but idk I’m human and I get blemishes and I think it could drive you crazy especially leaving the gym to have to always be camera-ready. It probably has to do with just not wanting to be photographed. I can’t stand her contrived, coiffed persona, but I get this.

Honestly, she comes off as more of a queen bee than as a true friend.

This is meant with no snark or attitude! (I feel I have to clarify because boy, sometimes responses on Jez are nastyyyyy)

Fun fact, cellulite wasn’t a “thing” as in, literally not a concept, until the late 19th century and didn’t become something women “fought” until the 1930s. It was just an unremarkable part of women’s (and some men’s) bodies.

I have a theory on the TSwift crab walking: she gets paid to carry/wear certain clothes and accessories. But even she can’t wear something for every single outing/gym trip. That’s when she walks backwards. She doesn’t want to endorse/promote/ give free press to clothing she isn’t getting paid to promote.

No one asked to be inundated by all these celebrities. They’ve foisted their self-absorption and mediocrity on all of us. Down they must fall.

As I said, she wants to have her cake and eat it too. She wants to be the center of attention as a celebrity, which includes being followed by the paparazzi even when she doesn’t look her best, but she also wants to be able to pick and choose when they follow her. Sorry, fame doesn’t work like that, especially not…

It really is kinda reassuring, especially when seeing a little thing like that on a woman who is famed for her sexiness as much as anything else.

Here is Taylor making her way to her SUV from another angle.

If she only pursued attention when performing or marketing her music, you would have a point. She doesn’t. She is constantly pursuing attention. Her fans know literally everything about her life by design.

This Michelle Pugh woman really needs to go away and be quiet. She knew she was a mistress, she knew Ozzy and Sharon had been married a very long time, nothing that happened as a result of the affair can possibly be a surprise. She’s not a victim and she isn’t doing a very good job of playing one.

My biggest take-away from the Bloom photos (you’re goddamn right I clicked that link!) is relief that Katy Perry, too, has cellulite. Celebrities - they’re just like us!

While I’m sure that having a zillion cameras all up in your face every single day, snapping their shutters like so many cicadas beating their wings must be a very bad way to live