I’m a waiter and the other night I eavesdropped so hard on a table where a young woman was trying to explain Lemonade to her older relative. It was delightful and awkward at one point the older woman said, “so because her hair is pretty, she's a home wrecker? Well that’s not very fair.”

She was pictured on the red carpet, so unless her friend is some type of Trump-like denier of truth she was screwed.

The guest of honor was a surprise. Most thought it was Michelle Obama because it was kept so tightly under wraps.

When “the other woman” goes on instagram and brags about it then she is fair game. Sleeping with a married person is questionable, gloating about it is cruel.

i don’t want a catfight. however, becky with the good hair is equally responsible. she knew Jay Z was married and didn’t care. Jay Z is a doosh and so is “becky”.

#nobody

A friend of Roy’s told Page Six that Roy “exited the awards only because she had to catch an early flight the next day to be with her kids in LA.” Excuse me while I pour more ice into my glass of lemonade and stir for a few minutes.

I think she took a lot of heat because she seemed to be proud of it (and gloat about it) on Insta with her #goodhairdontcare. Normally I’m for equal opportunity blaming. And Jay-Z did get his butt kicked by Solange.

It might be the lighting in this case but yeah, it is totally a thing, and it’s a thing I hate.

No, I get that. Arnold with the maid immediately comes to mind. It’s just that, I can’t buy that the biological urge to insert one’s penis into someone trumps being with someone you’re in love with.

Maybe infidelity has more to do with who the cheater is than the spouse?

This is so besides the point but is Rachel Roy wearing highlighter only on the tip of her nose in that picture? The rest of her face looks matte and it looks weird af.

The look of fear and regret from trying to step to the Knowles. Maybe someone told her Solange was coming.

Did this guy model his hair style after the Centauri from Babylon 5?

LOL this is a fantastic response to my silly mistake.

I can’t believe this show is on the History Channel now! When I used to watch it was on inconsistently sometime during the weekend on a local channel and always super late like all the proper trash that grownups should only ever come across when they’re laying half naked on the couch still drunk from a night out and…

Be careful...

It’s ALWAYS plausible! I can binge-watch that thing for hours and nod the whole time thinking to myself “...yeah...I can see that”. I even drove out to Area 51 and took a picture next to the black (later white and now removed) mailbox. The Santa Clara convention center is down the street from where my sister lives. I…

Dude, it wasn’t even a power plant in Egypt, it was the Budweiser plant in So Cal.

I’m guessing some kind of long Las Vegas bender that included both a tour of the Hoover Dam and the Luxor Casino