They should also be reminded that risk of birth defects goes up with father’s age

STI tests regardless. Maybe they have been struck with ED as a result of an STI caught while skunking around behind their wife’s back! I have some very informative pamphlets that talk about this very thing, let me go get them for you...

And don’t forget an official check of their cardiovascular and prostate health! The state is worried that men just won’t realize that they might die if they take viagra if they have a preexisting heart condition. And prostate troulbe — well that could both contribute to Ed, and be made worse by the viagra! No, really,…

Never happen. These may be loudmouthed assholes screaming about Jesus, but they are all, to a man, “morality for thee, not for me” types as well. The disgusting sexual shenanigans they get up to could fill an internet.

I’m okay with this waste of taxpayer money because at least it attempts to shine a light on the fucked up legislation in this country.

STI tests should only be mandatory for men who intend to have sex with other people. Those men aren’t making medical decisions for just one person and they need the mandatory waiting period between testing and prescription to think about that.

As a Kentucky Man, I and my liberal Louisville dude-friends are Mary Lou fanboys from way back. She’s co-sponsored our statewide Fairness (LGBT) protection bill for years, but more than that has been playing defense against terrible regressive bills for over a decade. That you’ve never heard of those bills is because…

Do you not get the point of a protest? I think you don’t. Would you like some help?

They have to take action on it through voting, so yeah. Not passive.

Dear Doctor Johnson,

No - given the risks that Viagra and other ED medication can pose to the cardiovascular system (source: I may have just made that up, but I kind of vaguely remember seeing something about that once? Good enough!) men who want ED meds should have to have a complete vascular workup on top of the permission note, and it…

Add a statement that needs to be read by a doctor with surgical privileges, a waiting period, as well as mandatory counseling on other options like abstinence and sexual activity solely for procreation.

Eh, it’s definitely a satire, but I would also be fine if it passed. Men needing viagra can cope with these hurdles, and maybe it will awaken their conscience about the absurdity of politicians messing with what is in actuality a private health care matter between a person and his or her doctor.

Rep. Marzian is a hero and I have some suggestions for additional bills in the quest to keep men safe. Viagra = all ED treatments:

It’s fun to think it’s all about men trying to control women’s bodies. It’s more realistic to see it as an evangelical Christian agenda to control EVERYBODY’S bodies.

Doctors should probably make sure the men don’t have an STI as well. There’s a very effective test that involves sticking a swab up the urethra.

Get back to me when this bill gets support from even one single conservative male politician.

I approve of this measure. Very important in order to protect the unborn fetuses that are obviously living in the sperms of the penises because that’s how God works (also it’s science according to a;slga;lsdkfaowetedcruzmaybe). If the men are not sending the sperm fetuses into the women, they are wasting/killing all…

Now we’re talking! More suggestions:

That hardly seems fair. What if a man just wants a place to hang his hat wherever he goes?