Same thing happened in Coeur d’Alene Idaho. Everyone “heard” there were busloads of antifa coming to protest, so they all turned up downtown with guns to “protect businesses”. I’m talking 10s of people.. possibly over 100. When not a single ne’er-do-well or bus showed up, they all claimed victory because the baddies…

Idaho?

Can a 6'4", even torso-to-legs ratio person fit in this?  If not, how short do you have to be?

I think he’s being generous using the term “suckers”.  I’d call most of them morons.  To each their own.

While I love your choice and this was a thought of mine as well... stop! I’m toying with picking up a 500 Abarth soonish and I don’t want any competition. Don’t care about the color.. as long as it’s Rosso and comes with these white wheels:

Exactly. What a ridiculous take. I hope.. hope.. it’s for clicks and isn’t a real take. I guess I’ll add Ismail to the growing list of Jalopnik writers I don’t click on. Can’t wait for the Autopian to kick off.

Do the other campers who were allegedly held at gunpoint by the slain corroborate the killer’s story?

This truck is for a single person in their teens/twenties who won’t use it for work. Looks like it might be fun, and that’s it. If it had a stick (didn’t these have a stick option) it’d be a little more interesting. At $17k for a cool color, no interior room, and a fairly ubiquitous V8 with an auto.. it’s gonna be a No…

You’re catching a lot of flack in these comments, but I don’t think it’s really deserved. Most of your examples are indeed ludicrous.. and I’m betting the slideshow format isn’t your fault or choice (just make the window thinner on your computer and the list goes to one page people!).

THANK YOU. I’ve driven (basically) this car. It is boring to drive and just chintzy as hell inside and out. Prices in the teens for these were the correct prices lol.

Loved that car!  Made me fall in love with louvers

Your only choice is to restomod.. and that’s preferably done with something not terribly rare or something that has been totaled.  Or both.

All I’m hearing is that Bradley is now rich. Get some swangas on that ambulance Fancy Bradley!!

Lots of that sounded like great fun! The offroading anyway.

Right.. X3 X RS Turbo RR or X3 DS Turbo RR

I rented a Taurus once also.  I was amazed how they were able to have so little room (that ridiculous console!!) in such a freaking gigantic car.

Other person disappointed with a Cayman checking in. It’s alright.. it’s just not what everyone on the internet says it is. Same goes for the base-ish 911. It was great in the canyons and it looked really good. Other than that.. blah.

So.. “trickle-down economics” believers

That’s a lot of people who’d need to be run over. Teggy is commonly accepted parlance.