"[Early Comedy Central] was pretty much just cobbled together from episodes of Two Drink Minimum, Short Attention Span Theatre, and the undeniable charm of Joe Bolster."

The hilarious thing about John Leguizamo saying he'll never watch SNL again is the inference that he actually still watched it up to this point. I guess this is why he agreed to star in "The Pest" and "Super Mario Bros." - he doesn't have the good sense not to waste his time with terrible material.

You're kidding, right?

I predict cancellation at the end of this season. It's a damn shame. They could have let it die with dignity after Jon Stewart left, but no, they had to make the same mistake they made with The Man Show.

So are they going to write the Maria character out of Sesame Street or are they going to find another actress to play her? I imagine it'd be tough to explain her departure if Luis is still around.

"Though he technically made his starring debut in the ill-fated, little-seen 1989 comedy 'Going Overboard', Adam Sandler’s film career really began with 1995’s 'Billy Madison'"

Michael Jackson's life after 1993 - his downfall and postmortem redemption - is something straight out of a movie; one of the most evocative, gripping dramas to have ever evolved in actual real life. It's the Jesus Christ story all over again - a man who cares about the weakest and least fortunate in the world is…

I'm sorry, Belle & Sebastian? "The Stars of Track and Field"? "She never needed anyone to get around the track/But when she's on her back/She had the knowledge to go into college"? I'm looking and looking for it on this list, but can't seem to find it.

"Jam comes to a close, come give a/Number of seven in regard to the residence"

How are Hootie and the Blowfish not on the map repping South Carolina? They may have sucked, but no one can deny they sold a LOT of albums.

"As THR helpfully points out, this is part of a growing trend in nude reality series: 'Naked Vegas' on Syfy… TLC’s 'Buying Naked'… [a]nd Discovery recently hosted two nude survival series…"

Tell you what. If I were a recently-released high-profile political prisoner who is probably still under police surveillance, you better believe I would avoid returning phone calls from a group that is pretty much openly regarded by the government as domestic terrorists, criminal hooligans, or some combination…

You said "hard".