I just did.

We're all fucking dead meat anyway, at this point, so who the fuck cares.

Fuck you. FUCK. YOU.

If you voted third party, go fuck yourself with a rusty knife. Seriously, fuck you in the strongest possible sense of the term. And if Trump wins, I hope you're the first people his Gestapo stuffs in the cattle cars. In fact, I will goddamn rat you out myself if I get the chance.

Yeah, but Friends had a completely different tone. Seinfeld's core cast of characters are four pathologically self-absorbed cretins who are obsessed with their own picayune daily annoyances and not only oblivious to all else, but actively apathetic to the disastrous effects of that worldview on everyone around them.…

As I read this, it occurs to me how relieved Jerry Seinfeld must be right now that he pulled the plug on his show several years before 9/11. How would "Seinfeld" possibly have dealt with that in real life? For obvious reasons the writers couldn't riff on it in their typical sardonic and politically apathetic way;…

+1

Yes, NCA should break up with his current girlfriend, but not for the reasons he suspects. It sounds like his current girlfriend is a rebound relationship - she may very well be "pretty, smart, sexy, and kind" but he's not in the headspace to settle down with anyone right now - and what he really needs is more time to…

Let's go - Ghostbusters - Let's go - LET'S GO! LET'S GO!

Re: that first paragraph, I am convinced that at some point there is going to be a critical reassessment of Chinese Democracy-era Guns N' Roses, and the final verdict won't be nearly as uncharitable as the current one. Certainly it doesn't stack up to prime-era GNR, and on a certain level it's understandable to draw…

If I hadn't bought that terrible Snow album with "Informer" on it when I was 12, I wouldn't own all my awesome Black Uhuru, Congos, and Gregory Isaacs records.

Yeah. To hell with the Gap ad - it was when swing revival started appearing in fucking Disney movies that the shark was truly jumped.

That's nothing. Check out his Facebook page.

I'd probably hate Larry from Curb as much as I do Hannah Horvath if every stand the former took weren't so consistently correct.

Yeah, because of course I have time in my busy day to file through reams and reams of reader comments in an article about a marginally talented rock band whose career apex is 20 years behind them.

Okay, okay, I get it - April Fool's. Come on though, don't you think putting "Weezer" and "winning streak" in the same sentence together is a bit of a dead giveaway? Everyone knows that if there were any justice in the world, we'd never have heard of them again after "Pinkerton".

I never considered DMB a rock band anyway. If you ask me, any music that includes a fiddle player is automatically disqualified from being considered rock. As far as I'm concerned, DMB is a country band who also happens to be into Graceland-era Paul Simon.

I honestly think it's time to call off the dogs on Corey Feldman. He's obviously a broken, deluded husk of a person who doesn't have any idea how embarrassing his music and his modern-day public persona are. Publicizing it, and thereby helping him embarrass himself further, are basically the equivalent of beating up…

How the hell do you roll a "b"?

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