1) news coverage about the fashion and hairstyles of Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are numerous. If these three authors didn’t know that, which I doubt, then they’ve got bigger problems. Susan Collins herself mocked a GOP House Member for being physically unattractive and dressing like a slob, which was true. 

“People enjoyed something more than I did. Obviously, they are morons.”

Get a better actress, you say? I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again: Lupita is RIGHT THERE. They’ve got time to rewrite things now. God knows Disney and Marvel have the money to reshoot the shit out of this thing. Write her out. Make Lupita the new Black Panther instead. Problem solved.

This is the kind of megalomania you only get after hearing ‘It’s a Small World After All’ too many times through your office window. Eventually it stops being a charming theme park ditty and starts to sound like a challenge to ascend to infinite AI godhood.

I just want a Kingo and Karun series, honestly.

I knew of him from Garth Merengi’s Darkplace - only six episodes, but a hilariously “bad” medical spoof, where the cast was purposely bad and inept - yet portrayed everything as serious and brilliant. It was a brilliant show. Plus, the doctors carried guns, for some reason.

He and Jesse Armstrong saw it at the same time. Everyone in the UK has to use the same word-a-day calendar.

So apparently the way you get Valve to make #3 in a game series is to quit en masse, form your own studio, and try very hard not to infringe the trademark?

Did the Terror get cancelled? Because they should adapt Alma Katsu’s The Hunger.

Same! I was pretty excited!

Stay off Twitter. The anti Ted trolls are out en force.

Yo, no one cares about your incredibly insulting and bullshit ego-extravaganza take either...

Shocked this isn’t a slideshow. Have a cookie, AVC, you deserve it.

Wow

““Imagine if Mark Zuckerberg censored MLK or Abraham Lincoln,” he says, without a trace of irony. “The course of history would have been altered forever.””

The phone primarily just comes in white, which they claim makes it more powerful. There is a black version, but it is very limited - just enough for them to claim that some of their best phones are black.

It's a good thing they stopped at one film and didn't try to cash in with a substandard sequel

She is the spirit animal of 15 year old boys everywhere.