You see advanced alien race, I see 80s music video

“[Y]ou are watching a lucrative global children’s-entertainment franchise and not a bleak European art film.”

Tahani: “What a weird creep, why was I friends with him”

Onward

Something something Mephisto

That would make Crowe and Cavill father and son in both comic book universes...

Jeremy Renner would be so pretty if he smiled more.

This trailer just oozes

Bucky’s “You’re doing great!” when Sam asks if they should do something was the best. Mackie and Stan nailed the delivery.

I got dismissed by FeministOnFire which is HILARIOUS.

checkmate, atheists

How does titular nobility work when the people are no long tethered to the planet which hosted their province? What kind of ridiculous celestial peerage is this so-called “Lord of the Flies” attempting to even establish here?

In space, no one can hear you buzz. 

If nothing else, it was worth them making this film just to get to that joke.

Also, any throne for the Lord would just simply float away. Smh.

This reviewer sometimes has the weirdest gripes. 

Yeah, because alpha status NEVER occurs in the animal kingdom?!?