Angela Merkel, leader of the free world, summed up Putin pretty succinctly: ‘I understand why he has to do this — to prove he’s a man,’ she told a group of reporters. ‘He’s afraid of his own weakness. Russia has nothing, no successful politics or economy. All they have is this.’

his language skills, his temperament, his intelligence, his context...none of these things make him even remotely fit to be the leader of this country, yet 60+ million people thought change for change’s sake was the right way to reboot and fix the just horrific horrific predicament we had managed to get ourselves into…

Let’s not forget her dramatic turn in “Police Squad!”

If it were possible to bankrupt people with a series of ridiculous lawsuits I think I would have heard about it by now.

I’m pissed her training montage didn’t have any Kenny Loggins

“A new Jessica Jones comic?”

If you keep repeating it’s good, maybe you’ll believe yourself.

bullshit. i loved frankencastle. it was a fresh idea for a dude who has done nothing but kill some version of the mob since his inception.

This is the beginning of his exit strategy. He never intended to get this far and is desperate for an excuse to flounce out.

In the early days of our country, there were giant herds of wild lawyers, until the mass migration of paralegal settlers from ~1830-1870 decimated their populations.

That’s an odd name. I’d have called them chazwazzas.

I would loooove to have been a fly on the wall of the auditing sesh immediately preceding this interview.

Or should I say Declan McManus, international art thief!?!?

We have yet to hear an adequate answer to why Ross, the largest friend, does not simply eat the other five, earthlings.

I don’t know for sure, but I think she was talking about a movie where a vehicle had to maintain a certain speed. If it didn’t keep up that speed, the vehicle would explode. So the speed of the vehicle was the important plot point. I believe it was called “The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down.”

That’s a pile of hot, steaming bullshit that you just spouted right there.

He doesn’t need a reprimand as much as he needs a remedial English class. Ugh.

The Reuben one reminded me of a story Terry Pratchett told. He said that one jet-lagged evening he accidently asked for Three Mile Island dressing for his salad. The waitress didn’t say a word, just brought him Thousand Island dressing and a bottle of hot sauce.

He’s an independent porntractor who works out of the back of his truck. A truck full of XXX DVDs.

A solution proposed by our smartest and hansomest politicians!