Steely Dan at number 4?!!??  Fine, just let Spanfeller burn the place to the ground.

The Lions: Reminding Bears fans that it could always be worse since before your dad was born

Dear. God.

Ugh. And that Simmons quote applies to basically everyone in the NBA. Simmons somehow functions in a world in which a pro athlete’s public persona is a 100 percent reflection of who they are in private, which is NEVER true. As if LeBron being a guarded celebrity was somehow unique. This is the basis for his argument…

You somehow didn’t even mention it starts off with a Bill Simmons quote.

Jesus. MJ can literally do no wrong in some people’s eyes.

Less than an hour later Antoine Walker was seen frantically running around the surf in futile desperation.

Wow, that sounds inviting: St. Louis in the dead of summer, Lance Berkman, and a stadium full of passionate Christians.

There’s a difference between difficult setups and stupid setups. Difficult setups still reward good shots and penalize bad ones. Stupid setups have balls that land on the green running off the green and into the water.

The streak ending sucks. Anyone who follows a team and they have a winning streak like that get snapped, it’s never fun. But for me, following since inception and dealing with years and years of banging my head into a concrete wall with the likes of Doug MacLean and Scott Howson (for the short list), I am still damn…

The chances of you all missing the playoffs are slim to none. I don’t know the exact statistics, but I can’t imagine too many teams have had that large of a point lead of a wild card spot and tumbled out of the playoffs.

This sucks, but I don’t think I have it in me to be mad after a sixteen game winning streak and the first real hope I’ve had in sixteen years of rooting for this franchise.

We have more murders than playoff series wins. I’m not sweating failing to break an all-time record. As a fan of this team, all I’m sweating is a…

Yes Cleveland’s famous Skyline Chili

You’ve hit on a personal grinding axe of mine. Geography snobbery is something that goes unquestioned in pursuit of punchlines, I’m ready for some pushback on that. I live in South Minneapolis and I get people who grew up in the burbs or outside of the metro and have never been outside of MN for any length of time…

Lived in Cleveland my whole life, and I’ve seen a lot of people come in and out through school. It always comes down to one thing: Cleveland isn’t like Chicago or another big city where you can walk down the street and happen upon cool things; it’s just not big enough. But it does have amazing culture and attractions,…

Columbus is a decidedly bright blue square in the middle of a sea of red. If anything, instead of seeing the game here as a “Trump-ist slap in the face”, try to see a vibrant, diverse, supportive community coming together while being assailed on all sides by ignorance.

“John from Cincinnati ... meet Bill from Boston.”

But how? It had all the appeal of a podcast, with even more limitations on how and when you could consume it!

“Sully and Murph know what I mean...”

Yup. These are my viewer.