GameStop functions as a video game pawn shop. You think they don’t take in stolen items regularly?

I’m exhausted.

He wasn’t chubby. He was morbidly obese.

Those disrespectful pricks deserve CTE.

I really enjoyed seeing this as I tried to choke down the last bite of my awful Red Robin burger. I especially enjoyed the 18 replays.

There is zero chance of this happening. Bad take amigo.

Brawl? You mean the dry-humping between Beal and Green?

My daughter is receiving constant recruiting literature from colleges. Received a full-color, glossy, impressive brochure today. We live in California. They have money to spend on recruiting kids who would never in a million years go to shitty Indiana, but can’t put together some decent medical equipment?

I think he is really good on TV. I’m surprised.

Ahh. Yes. And if that slut didn’t want to be raped she should have worn a longer skirt.

Listening to Cowher and Neon Dipshit defend this is amazing. It’s now Flacco’s fault for not getting down sooner.

Agreed.

No. They mentioned concussion protocol. But I smell what you’re stepping in.

This is the kind of tv news I can get behind.

Hey pal. No means no. Thanks for contributing to the pervasive injury culture.

He’s definitely predestined for athletic greatness.

I mean, he certainly is special.

If only someone would give him a message.

Wow. That’s nice. I’ve been super busy. Kinja sucks ass so I couldn’t login for a spell. But thanks.

Just the right level of darkness for me. And I lost my amazing mom recently. Well done.