Nope I’m an idiot.

I think you missed the point of the article.

These guys deserve CTE. Play the game the right way.

Care to post a link or lead us to said rant? I haven’t read anything about Kaep dropping N bombs.

Just saw them live, recently. Really good. Spike can sing!

I’m shocked that all of the premature ejaculation jokes came so quickly.

+4 years at a California public high school

I wasn’t a fan of the trade to bring him to Anaheim at the time, but I was definitely wrong. This kid is incredible.

I fully support two balls.

Here for all the shitty “gift basket” takes.

Going to pull this out of the greys just do people can see how obtuse you are. Humor and sarcasm are clearly not your strengths.

+1 fucking show dog with fucking papers

Fuck this guy. Brian McCann, Dustin Pedroia, and Brett Gardner didn’t fight their entire careers so this asshole could smile after hitting a dinger. These warriors take the game seriously, as should this career minor leaguer.

Upper Deck. When I was a kid it was the hit ticket. That and the Jordan rookie.

Yup, that Ken Griffey Jr. rookie card is my ticket to retirement. Come on.

How dare this foreigner not play the game the right way?

+64 Impala

After a shitty day, seeing this angry little person take a ball to the face makes me smile.

These fragile stars are embarrassing. Shawn Bradley was tougher than these guys.

Just a dumb dude here, but am I missing something? Where is the future spouse in this equation? How about dealing with the asshole sister together? If the future spouse can’t stand up to family now, fuss which side he will choose down the road....