andysgournal
Andy's Gournal
andysgournal

Sorry but it’s the first thing I thought of.

Excuse me but Joshua Jackson is and always will be Charlie Conway first and foremost.

Friggin PISSED about The Leftovers

omg I just realized Crazy Ex-Girlfriend isn’t anywhere on that list?!??!?!?!

sooooooooooooo happy for ‘the americans’

Broad City is so many levels better than Inside Amy Schumer for me. I’m with you there. Just a genius show. Huge snub.

PAULTOES STOP MAKING ME LOVE YOU!!! EVA GREEN IS MY QUEEN AND I WILL EVEN WATCH THAT TIM BURTON MOVIE THIS FALL JUST TO GET MORE OF HER!

How does Emilia Clarke keep getting nominated for anything other than Razzies?!?!

Samantha Bee and Penny Dreadful are the big snubs for me.

Justin >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Brad.

Now let’s all be great feminists and talk about what a shitty career she has had and she’s not really that pretty anyway and also HOW COULD SHE EVEN MENTION having a child at 47?! Talentless, unattractive, AND entitled.

Agreed, it is none of our fucking business. She can adopt twice as many kids as Brangelina or she can drink wine, raise goats, and travel the world with her hot husband. Or some combination thereof. Live your best life, Jen!

She doesn’t address it in the article, but can you imagine if she has been trying to get pregnant for years but has had miscarriages? Between 20 and 33% of pregnancies end in miscarriage, but no one seems to think about that when they’re badgering other people about if they are pregnant, why they aren’t pregnant, and

Her hair is pulled back, her lips are full, her eyes huge and alien, her head alien also, too big for her body, for her narrow shoulders and skinny waist—alien in that big-headed Martian way, proportions that Hollywood and conspiracy theorists use to denote species of a higher evolutionary order, whether of good or

She’s not even a real blonde. Here’s her Instagram.

so running away from your responsibilites doesn’t work out in the end.

“And I realized that barista not only held my coffee. But also the deepest needs of my soul. Taking the cup from him, I was in communion with a godhead that would free me and nourish me. Of course I didn’t tip him. That would have insulted the soul-work that we had performed together.”

After reading the “reviews” I am quite certain all of these people are her relatives or her under a different screen name.