“Even in town that’s dangerously slow.”

Actually, that deserves an entry in The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Our Entry currently reads “Mostly Harmless”, but I think should be updated to

Can’t you let us Americans cry about how we’re always the victims without you ruining it with your “facts?”

Sounds like you need Ranchhand bumpers in NY

“ . . . the driver did not respond to vehicle requests to take the wheel.”

If we’re going to salvage and restore something from the past that was opulent, enormous and useless in the modern world, let’s make it count.

The issue, he said, is that the tech quite likely “classified her as something other than a stationary object.”

Although an off-center Cam will destroy a Ferrari.

Going to have to disagree with you on this.

If you think that was hard, try driving a food grade liquid trailer. Because of weight limitations, they can almost never be loaded full. That means every time you stop, start or turn, the load sloshes around. Now, consider if that load was half frozen orange juice. You stop suddenly. the load sloshes forward,…

Bring more people out of the greys. It’s an internet comment section, not a super-secret club treehouse club.

I was an impatient fool, fresh off the plane, drunk on Turkish coffee, and unaccustomed to seeing snow. I didn’t want to wait for a taxi at the official taxi line at my hotel, so I waved down a taxi off the street.

Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home...

REAL PEOPLE, NOT ACTORS

With owners this salty, no wonder Ford switched to aluminum bodies!

But why do you care about the semi-moronic buying habits of your fellow Americans? Some people like driving SUVs and pickups but don’t really utilize their full capabilities. Since you are reading Jalopnik I’m guessing you have an interest in cars. Do you think people who buy an M3 or GTI have semi-moronic buying…

old cars > new cars

You have to compare downforce at a given speed, you lazy plebes. Even better, including a downforce-to-weight ratio is even more valuable (granted, you’re probably not going to get aero balance numbers in most cases).

So I wonder who the first person will be to comment “Just don’t get bad credit and make your payments on time, otherwise you deserve it?” With a lot of self gratifying head nodding starring it.