Sheep. Well armed and stupid sheep.

All I can do when I see these things is imagine them being T-boned by an F-150.

What a cynical review!

I’ve never had cheek from any animal that wasn’t delicious. I had beef cheeks in Germany in a brown gravy with spaetzle. Fantastic.

“we’re a little flummoxed by what seems to be a relatively harsh sentence”

“Like Guy Fieri, Ramsay is a cardboard cutout of himself, but in this case, he’s playing the cartoon role of Angry Chef to Fieri’s bro-ified, folksy populism.”

I love that there is a blank button on the steering wheel of a $245,000 car.

I’d love to be able to support Tesla, but they are really assholes.

Nice try. You only got one.

“Determine, if you can, what kind of musical styles you’re most interested in playing”

“That doesn’t phase me a bit.” I think you meant “faze”.

“In the four months I spent on this story, I did things that in other circumstances might have seemed foolish. I went on long drives at night with sources. I met strangers on their doorsteps and entered their homes,” Jeong writes. “In stepping onto that submarine, Kim was doing what any reporter onto a good story…

I’d get a Macan S. I’d gladly give back some horsepower to have a vehicle that actually runs when you want it to. An ex-girlfriend of mine has a Macan S and it’s a fabulous car in every way. It has also not spent one day in the shop except for oil changes.

Still ugly and still way too expensive.

“You’ll also find however, a milk jug that’s quarter-full of pee.”

“it’s painful to watch a movie you despise garner praise, especially at the expense of more deserving contenders” Painful? Maybe if you find something like this painful, you ought to stop watching movies and try reading. They’re only movies.

This is great to see. I am in awe of people who can run like this. The woman I’m dating has run a 3:11 marathon. Her best mile is 5:11. So far beyond my capabilities, it’s astonishing.

You got ripped off.

I know this is anecdotal, but I have known a grand total of one person in my life who has owned an Alfa. It was a complete piece of garbage. Constantly in the shop. They are batting .000 as far as I’m concerned.

You have to be a real enormous asshole to park something like this on the street. No matter whether local laws let you get away with being an asshole or not.