He’s arguing that people who want reasonable gun controls are fearful? The only reason to want a concealed carry permit is that you are.... what is the word???... FEARFUL of being shot by someone else with a gun.

Al I want is to get rid of my student loans, and have my Social Security Disability go through, after being hit by a drunk driver a few years ago. It almost killed me. It would be roughly 00000.1 percent of this fellows fortune.

Reads Title ... and all I want to do pay off my van with the wheelchair ramp.

Male boomers and their male children skateboarding while adult is precisely what we’re mocking sweetheart.

I have a horrible feeling he will get a second term. We’re fucked. I’ll vote against him of course, but it won’t matter. We only have the appearance of a Democracy now, we go through the motions of the Democratic process, but it’s just to keep us busy and under the impression that we still have a choice. The Impeacheme…

Esther, Esther, Esther ...
1) brunettes are not a minority. just look around and you’ll see plenty of blondes with brown roots blowing out
2) Fuck. Why am I here? — Yes. In Iowa. In winter. On a Thursday night. At a Trump rally. Fuuuuck, they do NOT pay you enough.
3) You leave and you’re outside with the protesters and…

From the WaPo article, local hate crimes went up by well over 200% in the aftermath of a Trumpolini rally. The same thing happened when The Birth of a Nation was released; White crowds would see the movie and then go out and attack the Black community.

I’m sure the Backstreet Boys would be very interested to learn that their music was being used there. 

I kind of hate myself right now. I try never to judge anyone on their looks, but I swear, Jared Kushner is a robot. The only thing on his face that moves is his mouth. His eyes blink, but it’s nearly perfect intervals of time, and too fast for me to keep up without getting a headache. (Yes I tried, and now that I’ve…

Between Bloomberg and Romney, we need to require presidential candidates to know how to treat a dog. 

It’s like watching an alien pretending to be an ordinary human wormbaby

Damn. Take a star, sir. For that Immigrant Mentality.

Immigrant cars doing the work that American cars refuse to do.

Prince Harry went from wearing Nazi uniform to a party to protecting his new mixed race family at all costs.

Different societies have different gender norms, stereotypes, expectations, taboos, etc. Something that’s considered typically masculine in one place can be seen as typically feminine in another. Or during another time in history. A society develops ideas about what is considered feminine and masculine, as well as…

I proposed to my now-husband a year and a half ago. He didn’t really know it was coming. I mean we’d talked a lot about getting married and I’d asked if he would mind if I proposed, but the weekend I did it, he was not expecting it at all. I was so confident and excited, but immediately before it happened I got so…

Those are his toleride or die bitches.

Life is short, y'all. Let this be our reminder of that today. Let's remember her and remember to live like we are dying. 

Yes, my holidays will be fucked (and I’m going solo so I won’t even have my husband to suffer with me) BUT! Today is my birthday, so even though I know he’ll survive the senate I’m going to take his impeachment as the best birthday gift I could ever receive! 

I just posted the same thing in the “barf bag” article. Way to not look like a Russian asset and a coward, Tulsi.