Are you people blind??

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession

At least one employee complained to legislators about his obsession.

Forgot he even coached them, and didnt he leave in middle of the season?

Fuck Nick Saban.

Nick Saban probably also believes there’s a border crisis. I’m just assuming.

Nature of the game when you’ve got ambitionz az a wridah.

He was let go because he’s the only guy in Iowa with a personality

“We make commitments to players for four years.”

Not to defend the governor here, but Foxhoven was often described by his colleagues as “Makavelian.”

Yeah but if they get another 65 players that's a whole 1%!

We make commitments to players for four years

Here he is posing with one of his favorite student ath-a-leets who definitely was not on the juice.

And now we have, I don’t know—at one point in time there were 65 waivers that were given in a year.

Mascot shooting himself in the nuts should be top 5

I still regularly go to the T Rats games. I got to be in a mid inning “Create a giant hamburger with you as the bun”, caught a t shirt AND sang”Take Me Out To The Ballgame” on the same day. I was like a goddamned celebrity.

I was at the Trop once for a 16 inning game (that also featured a streaker in the 12th!) and at one point a guy hit a sky-scraping fly ball that shattered one of the stadium lights. They had to stop play for ten minutes while they swept up the glass.

I recall the burrito cannon story being that another fan caught the burrito and then gifted the burrito to you. 

At a Wisconsin Timber Rattlers game they had the brat-zooka, which shot foil wrapped bratwurst into the stands. I don’t even eat meat and I was excited. Got a foul ball the same game. That was my peak apparently.

3,854,833. Splinter in tongue from using wooden spoon to eat chocolate malt.