Jesus fucking Christ I had fucking blocked out the fucking fact that the fucking Wizards gave Dwight fucking Howard a 2 year deal. Fuck. 

I decided to give the Wizards a go on 2k to see what I could do. After 3 years of making the playoffs with a losing record I finally was able to full on tank just as ownership cheaped out and I had to fire the scouting staff. Not one of my draft picks have made an all star game.

For words that share the same last five letters, “tragic” and “Dragic” could hardly be further from rhyming. Amazingly, neither the “a” nor “g” nor “c” sounds are the same in the two words.

I’m not sure the “you get to live in City X” is as big a draw as we think it is. Most NBA/NFL/MLB players can afford to live wherever they want outside the season...and during the season, they’re on the road a ton and mostly doing sports things. It probably makes the most difference for places where there is no income…

If it weren’t for Deadspin I would honestly forget that this team exists. And I live in DC

There’s still the Hornets.

The Wizards succeed only in making the Bulls look like a competent front office

This works the best if Giannis stays in Milwaukee. The entitled teams (Lakers, Knicks, Celtics) would just burn with envy.

And what a Celtics way in impose his way into a conversation about the Lakers and Knicks.

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Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

This stupid fucking equivalence nonsense the center right types are doing grinds my fucking gears.  This isn’t some old school “reasonable but blah right guy vs reasonable but blah left guy” Turd sandwich vs giant douche election.  Its going to be a binary choice where you either support Trump and all his policies or…

Go play in traffic.

Bret Stephens is using a lot of words when he only needs 14. 

One of the best things about being a never Trump Repub is the complete abdication of responsibility for the reactionary policies they’ve touted for years which led directly to the election of the orange menace. It’s also always fun to claim that if only Democrats would only promote Republican’s unpopular policies for…

We pay regressive sales tax. They pay only 15% on ‘deferred interest.’ We pay rack rate for hospital care. They pay insurance negotiated lower prices driving other prices up. We pay the highest rent on a per square basis in the world. They write off their mortgage up to 500k. We receive substandard public education.…

How the fuck are those that voted for Obama and then Trump considered “Ordinary people”? That seems more like the actions of someone with a brain abnormality.

If Bret Stephens met me, his head would explode (yes, somebody needs to make it happen). I was an illegal immigrant. I lived illegally in America for more than a decade. I paid taxes every single year. I started a company, employed a dozen people (Americans!) and paid corporate taxes too. I bought private health…

Right. Will it shock you to find out Latin America is largely a settler society too. Most of the people who live there are mestizo. There are very few full indigenous Latin Americans. And those countries got most of the same European immigrants we got: Irish, German, Italian, Jewish.

His “Mexican” father... Get the fuck outta here, man.