Someone's been spending too much time on Jezebel

I'm a Pats fan, but these parade antics have me a little frown face today. Why couldn't they just be happy they won the game and celebrate vs. this t-shirt and...whatever the hell Gronk was doing. Way to (not) be classy, Boston.

I actually agree with you. But you're this close to sounding like an anti-vaxxer.

Aw, don't be like that. It's just that sometimes it's kind of obvious who has half a semester of Criminal Procedure under their belt and can't wait to tell folks about what's wrong with this episode of Law & Order.

On a scale of 0-10, please assess the severity of your hurt butt.

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Brewkake

Aaaaaaah this is like Aristocrats-level gross...

Tens of thousands of Boston-area men offering her cunnilingus right now.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

If there's one thing that helped me more than anything with my substance abuse problems it was losing my job. Good job NFL.

Really the only question I have is how the Pats got flagged for "excessive celebration." They literally just snatched a miraculous victory from the jaws of defeat in the freaking Super Bowl. There is no celebration too excessive in that situation unless more than one person dies.

Hernandez's defense attorneys didn't object, as they felt the replacement alternate juror (pictured here) could be fair and impartial in considering the facts of this case.

I guess Russell Wilson wasn't the only person who didn't realize that someone in a Marshawn Lynch jersey was right behind them.

I don't think it's Montana, just taking a guess at what Barry meant. My guess is that some people value an undefeated SB record? Even if you're throwing to Jerry Rice instead of waiver wire scraps it's somehow more impressive to make four instead of six?

It's simple. You hate the Pats, then Montana is the best. If you don't hate the Pats, then it's Brady.

Yeah, he makes it sound like it's not even close, which is objectively wrong.

Completely agree. "Don't say he's the best, don't even go there!....he just won his 4th SB and here are numbers that arguably make him the best"

"I'm ready to play the biggest game of my life," Brady texted a former teammate before kickoff.

"Tom Brady's not the greatest quarterback of all time, not even after winning his fourth Super bowl and third Super Bowl MVP, so cool it with that talk. But he's quite probably the most successful."