What a turkey...

I’m trying to get my head around the spot on the Venn diagram where being bullied and coveting a Smart car overlap.

Who needs that much trunk space if they’re not putting anyone in the back seat?

Yeah well, I guess I lobbed you that one...

Not an excuse, but for many a new job = optimism. I’m on my way baby, let’s get a nice ride!

Meanwhile that shitty old Blazer is probably on BAT for $45K right now.

Time to start scooping them up for a racing series...

Exactly. Pretty straightforward useful transportation you can pay off and still drive for a few years without owing anything. OK reliability, or at least not worse than other Chrysler products. I know plenty of people who have had these, even bought them again. They have been fine. Fine, I tell you.

OK, I’ll bite. What is that? Is it like wet sunshine?

It’s not quite warm enough here in Toronto yet to swap tires on my Sportwagon (a red 2018 too) . That will be a few more weeks. I did however, change out my wiper blades. We had a lot of ice rain and the old ones got pretty chewed up this winter.

How do you say “Upper middle class with overextended credit people’s car” in German?

I lived in a Westfalia for a few months one summer while building a cabin in the woods. It was fun, but I was much younger and tougher. Speaking of young, I recall mosquitoes and black flies really like young blood and bathing in the lake did eventually get old.

If a stock Forester of this vintage, taking into account this is a NW car with likely no rust, is worth $5,000 then one that has been cosplayed, is only worth $1,500.

You’re mostly looking at economy vehicles in that price range.

Maybe you don’t want a visit from novichok and polonium?

Oh the humanity!!!!

It’s gone racing

Chrysler: “your door is a jar”

Isn’t there a special octane rating called ironic?

That sounds like someone who might be switching to EV soon!