This concept is sound. This is why I’m glad to have two healthy siblings with working organs and the correct blood type.

The city should really be working with a small business owner like this. They could store the vehicles in one of their impound lots for him. Charge a nominal fee for towing, paperwork and storage. Win-win. /s

Yeah, I read that:

Maybe the police are stealing the fuel for their fleet. They way they cruise around and idle incessantly, their budget must be really hit hard by the rising costs. It would be fun to see a headline like:

The silver lining will be if the missiles are as well maintained as their other vehicles. If that doesn’t work, we can always count on the Freedumb Convoy to save us. Right? Right?

I saw that in the copy, but first I saw the picture and thought that’s how they got it to the photo shoot. LOL

Also, cat delete indicates he sleeps in his mother’s basement and likes to kick her dog when he needs to feel like a real man. ND

City folk live in apartments. Hill folk live in accouterments.

LeeBaron McLee Face.

It seems to me the spiritual successor to those compact pickups is the Transit Connect. If you’re pining for a bygone era of middle class labor, the Connect fills the role of that starter working tool that way compact pickups did in the 70's and 80's. They are quite popular in base trim as small business/contractor…

Over the years I’ve known two guys who were into building these things. Both were the biggest assholes I have ever met. I’m sure that’s not a fair sample of the entire community, but it’s just so hard to get out of my mind. One of them told me that one of the design goals was to get the exhaust noise up over 90dB.…

I’m impressed a joyrider got it started in the first place.

doesn’t use the reservoir for drinking water

Yezz. All factory now converted to rebuilding fleet of lost private yachts.

Somehow too many business leaders still don’t understand that if you don’t want a STD, you should be careful who you sleep with.

Sorry, but the only value Alpina brings to the party are their awesome wheels.

Or... If I was a Saudi royal kleptocrat, I might cover my tracks by using names indicating other languages or cultural references.

Or transport them to safety in style.

He might be the richest, but he’s still 1cm shorter than Napoleon was. Every boy has his measure.

Easy. Just put an Italian captain in charge!