Was Pence there, or were there too many non-wife women showing ankle for him to participate?

King Joffrey is President

I love the story about how one of the acresses in Aliens (the second one) showed up to the casting call because she thought the movie was about illegal aliens (she was one). They thought it was amusing and gave her the part. They even wrote an in-joke about it into the script.

I just called the ICE number to fuck with those un-American pissants, and was informed by recorded message that all lines are down.

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

Everyone should call in pretending to live in the Los Angeles in Alien Nation, report “newcomer” crimes against them, ransacking their houses in search of spoiled milk. It might take the operators a while to catch on and waste more of their time.

This kind of shit is why I immediately mute every single human being on voice chat in any online multiplayer game.

This is a big deal beyond this fake sports league. I am really hesitant for my kids to play games online specifically because of the misplaced profanity and racism. Note, I’m not opposed to well-placed profanity.

Boaty McBoatface is a perfectly cromulent name.

I’m 100% sure the officers properly identified themselves and the boy intentionally fired at them for no reason.

To be fair, dude IS a Civil War reenactor, so if there’s profit to be made off of New Orleans venerating its failed attempt at treason, he’s probably involved or at least knows people who are.

what???????

Now I’m thinking back to pre-Cataclysm when there was a certain nation with a strong army surrounded by a yuuuuge wall. Then we found out that everybody inside was a werewolf.

The hammer can be checked.

Yeah, but you’re tagged PVP as soon as you board.

When you put it like that, this is something every country could use. A few more life sized dolls and a few less plauges would solve over population in a fun undeadly sort of way.

This is just the logic endgame of plastic surgery.

Nothing a dremel tool couldn’t solve.

It’s not like Antifa is a new thing that just arrived this year so I don’t know why some people appear to be unaware of it existing.