Sounds like a Superbad reunion! The obvious Human Torch would be Michael Cera, but he'd follow up every smartass Johnny remark with "...sorry." So I guess, Flame On, McLovin.

Makes me think of the Ariel Leader/Arrow. Much more common, but slower to go or stop.

1975 was the year that British bikes first came over with left foot shift, so I reckon that’s the year it was required. Triumph and Norton wouldn’t have spent the development money for the change until they absolutely had to.

However, after picking my R90 up once or twice, and coming to it looking like it had been knocked down and picked up, I would not park a 1-of-200 bike in the city.

Beats the hell out of the rotary pattern...1 down, 234 up, but then up from 4 is 1! How did anything like that ever leave the factory?

No folding handlebars? 2/10 not death-trappy enough

Yep, just couldn’t relate. How about a movie that speaks to MY experiences, like the time I was a teenage girl who had to run away from my stepmother and ended up living with seven dwarves? Or when I was an orphan on a sand planet and found out I was really a galactic magic warrior? Or a coyote who mail ordered…

Ok, so there are giant pandas and there are red pandas, but giant pandas are not red and red pandas are not giant, so why does she turn into a giant red panda?

Not at all, some of us really do look alike. On the other hand, our names are literally the only sounds we’re capable of making, so on that count you really should’ve known better. Forshame!, I choose you!

Will college kids go around calling everything “Pixar-esque" without knowing what it means now?

With their beady little eyes and flappy little heads...

It’s farther back now than Happy Days was when the show started.

That’s Hedl--oh, right. Never mind.

“Old Man Yells At Cloud”

I’ve never worked in an office and I didn’t watch this show regularly. Overall my take on it is, when do we see Creed again?

The whole trend of hiding headlights when they don't change the aerodynamics at all was stupid as hell.

The seats are leather. This is a Cadillac.

You can’t really judge scarcity by one fanatic. There’s a house in Vischer Ferry, NY with three really nice Kaisers in the yard, but the only other one I've ever been near was in Havana.

That’s a well done job too, but most people who know will tell you the pre-71s are nicer cars than the post-70s.

A '70 isn't really a "'70s," and not just for the same reason 2000 was the last year of the 20th century instead of the first year of the 21st. A '70 Cadillac is really a carried-over '69, which is really a '67-68 with a new nose. I had a '65 and it was AWESOME.