So...basically anything that someone would normally pack when going on a vacation will potentially get your bag searched. Gotcha.

The difference is those are viral videos you’re talking about, not memes. You have no idea how many memes I’ve seen originate on 4chan over the years (hell, even the word “meme”) which were stolen by Reddit and are some of the most recognized and marketed memes ever, all without the original creator ever receiving…

“Young Harris” and “Montevallo” will make excellent additions to the “Small College or Obscure Rapper?” trivia game night at my local bar.

“We only believe in sex among the unwilling and unpaid.”

Last night was like watching Matt Ryan’s 2007 season with BC at 8x speed. Ok, Hey! Not So Bad, Wow, Jesus - This Guy Is Good, Oops - Little Speed Bump There. Hey - What Is That Warning Light?, GOOD GOD WE ARE SPINNING IN. Silence - Black Box Not Found.

I love that all the replies to this obviously true statement are Pats fans openly denying facts

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

Giuliani’s incredibly foolish decision to go on National TV and say that “Trump asked me to make a ‘legal’ Muslim ban” has already been cited in multrple lawsuits. It’s delicious.

Unfortunately, there is a fairly good chance that the EO withstands legal challenges, or at least, that significant portions of it do, such as the ban on refugees and the ban on nonimmigrants. There is over a century of authority saying that the President has near-unlimited authority to determine who can and cannot…

When did this happen? Now I can’t stop seeing Uncle Shaq...

that was a lot of setup for minimal payoff.

I need to know who voted for Mo Williams.

although he did have to sit for a game for yelling, “Fuck her right in the pussy!”

I think the precedent is being set in LA as we speak. If the city fails to support the Rams AND the Chargers, the biggest bogeyman in NFL relocation schemes utterly disappears (though with Las Vegas set to take its place). Hence why the league was offering huge subsidies to Spanos to get him to stay; the THREAT of…

He could stand in the middle of Storrs Road and shoot somebody and not lose any support!

As an added bonus, with the win UConn got to take home the Civil ConFLiCT trophy.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

So they lost, 0-0? I don’t understand soccer.

“Double bonus points for the fact that he’s still probably good.”