[ambient whooshing]

Your brother lies, the gratin is just the tacopaj without the pie crust…

Swede here. This is not a staple food, and it is less quiche and more akin to Västerbottenpaj (a pie made with a special type of cheese, originally made in the early 1900s). As other commenters have pointed out, the "tacos" here in Sweden have more in common with Taco Bell, yet even more flavorless (ironically due to…

Everything I know about marriage I learned from the Mountain Goats song EVERY MOUNTAIN GOATS SONG EVER

Think of the smell. You haven’t thought of the smell, Shirley, you bitch!