Fake? He’s an asshole of a person on an asshole of a team. Go crawl back up Mourinho’s ass.

Rape jokes are never funny, but I’d laugh if Costa was raped by a large, angry bear. I’d try not to laugh, but then I’d remember it was Diego Costa. Good times...

Listen, it takes a lot to make a stew ok...

Someone needs to explain why the game with the most officials on the field, court or ice has the worst officiating in sports. And don’t say “Too many cooks spoil the broth”.

I’ve worked for CSC before. They pay their employees like crap. You start work 3 hours before the game, work the game and then stay 2 hours after the game and you get a 5 minute break to eat. And for your break they give you a $5 voucher to eat the stadium meanwhile the cheapest thing to eat is a $7 hot dog. And you…

Joke’s on them as they’re now on their way back to either Wheeling, WV or Dayton.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

Always highl- oh wait.

No coincidence the French were wearing all white uniforms that day.

Not like he hasn’t been caught before.

Damn. Wait a second...... football might suck

Watching Matt Damon defend the integrity of the teaching profession is a pretty good palate cleanser (while standing next to his beaming mother - a teacher).

But John Terry really is a cunt.

Hi I’m Mr Meeseeks! Look at me!!!

Have you not been following this case, or are you just a blind Patriots homer?

The NFL’s punishment got overturned based on Goodell’s arbitrariness and unfairness in slamming Brady.

Transfer deadline day is always liable to turn up a couple shockers

or you could install adblock and enjoy watching videos in 1080p, and not 240 max.

I’d be pretty impressed seeing Wayne’s hair implants for the first time too.