sigh. fine. I’ll do it.

He should spend all that Amazon money buying AV Club so we can go back to being a website and not whatever the hell this is.

Nice to be able to read through these old articles and browse all the old comment sectio—Oh wait :(

This entire interaction is gold.

It’s only a video?? Damn.

Also, when the sticks strike the stones they produce two clearly different tones! Are we expected to believe that these are some sort of *snort* magic primitive weaponry?