I can’t believe I’m writing something so pedantic, but if this ball was obeying Coriolis forces (that is, if its motion was visibly determined by a combination of gravity and the *apparent* Coriolis force), it should circle counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere, and clockwise in the southern hemisphere (like…

a reaction like this still would have been better

Put the Jordan face on him!!!! Do it!!! That would be AWESOME!! You’re onto something I’m telling you!

Amazing!!! Where’d you find this...is that Jordan crying?!?! Hahaha. I can’t believe no one else is using this!! I see you put it on a Curry jersey...it would crazy if you just merge his crying face on...well anything! Awesome!

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Hey Man, Nice Comment

“50! OMAHA-SET-HEAD...HUT!”

Damn. Forced her to do the interview because they didn’t believe her?

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Nah man ain’t harsh, I think you’re right.

Ouch man, I’m sorry. This is gonna be harsh, but if she’s not contrite it’s because you’ve already been dumped and she’s hanging on for some other reason, the latter of which is none of my business. Would I pull the trigger? Probably, but don’t let other people tell you that you need to. There’s plenty of loveless…

Just found out my wife’s been cheating for eight fucking years. Marriage pretty much done. Haven’t pulled the trigger yet on divorce but kinda have too.

You’re like herpes for deadspin. You just won’t go away.

I too am living thru this dark chapter of my life. I am guilty of most of the “don’t s” listed here and in the comments. From overindulgence on alcohol, passive aggressive social media posts, Facebook stalking (never physically in person), and even lonely nights on my bros couch periodically putting a gun in my mouth…