Kentucky bourbon is second to none. Fuck Wisconsin and their pretensious beer snobs, and especially fuck Jack Daniels and the state of Tennessee. Get your asses to the nearest Rite-Aid, buy a fifth of Makers Mark. You're welcome.

Last week in Johnson County, Ky a high school student set the state record with an 89 yarder. He also set the state record with a 60 yard fg earlier in the season. Ironically, I don't even know the kids name.