I’ll buy Indifferent Tank Top because it’s cute, dammit, not because I’d wanna give a guy a handy while wearing it.

We thought Bush was a puppet with strings, but now lazy Americans elected a dummy with multiple hands up the hole.

I was thinking the same thing!! Trump is such shit, I’m looking at Bush thinking.. he was a charming and fun guy.

Seriously. I thought Bush was the world’s biggest dildo but now he seems downright adorable. WTF TURMP?????

Guys, Trump has done the impossible and made me nostalgic for Bush. I would gratefully trade him into the office of President in a heartbeat. That is how bad things are. And it pisses me off that Trump is making Bush, who was an AWFUL president, be whitewashed with positive sentiment. But here we are.

He’s in a separate photo with Cousin Oliver.

I know this is going to sound like sacrilege to some, but I feel like Fresh Prince was my generation’s (I’m 32) version of the Cosby Show. As in, it went a long way towards “normalizing” black families to white America. Of course, we could also make the argument that it was only palatable to said white America because…

And DJ Jazzy Jeff!!

Mariah Carey seems just insufferable.

Oh my God. That kid, so sweetly literal. I love how that coach/dad handles it. The hug and the expression on his face really are priceless.

THANK YOU.

Whose got two thumbs and an invite lost in the mail?

She’s been around for so long that I always think she’s older than she is.

58 is one of those ages where someone can look and act and blend-in seamlessly with a group of 30 year olds.... or 70 year olds, depending on personality and how successfully they’ve stopped their carcass rotting.

58 by current standarts is not old.

nevermind i just read how she calls birthdays her anniversaries so i’m back to hating her again.

Awww, James Avery. 😫

Part of his whole shtick was because he thought black men were ‘corrupting’ white women. Which probably means some woman he liked chose a black man over him.

I’m 100% sure he is way more terrified of talking to a woman than stabbing a black man.

“pumped the breaks [on the matter] after Nida’s last name was misspelled on documents.”